Citizens of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea are celebrating tonight as their leader, Kim Jong-Un has shattered the Super Mario Bros. Speed Run record set by Darbian this past October. Darbian’s record clocked in at 4:56.878m but Kim Jong-Un completed the game in a mind altering 4:53.424m.
While most Speed Runners experts have claimed the record to be fake, North Korea State Media insists the record is legitimate and that disputing the time is nothing more than a provocation by American Capitalist Pigs. A representative close to Kim Jong-Un stated that “The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea will go to great lengths to preserve the integrity of our great leader’s many accomplishments.”