Your Gaming Horoscope

astrologyThe Gaming Free Press presents this week’s horoscopes (UPDATED WEEKLY!):

Aquarius January 20 – February 18 You will receive a friend request from an old forgotten friend this week.

Pisces February 19 – March 20 Your vision is impacting your ability to game. Get an eye exam as soon as possible.

Aries March 21 – April 19 Consider resetting your Online passwords as someone is likely trying to compromise you.

Taurus April 20 – May 20 Purchasing an Xbox One now, will bring frustration later.

Gemini May 21 – June 20 Now is the right time to Purchase a PS4 if you’ve not already done so.

Cancer June 21 – July 22 There is no better time then to purchase a New Nintendo 3DS if you haven’t done so.

Leo July 23 – August 22 This is not a good time to play online, you’ll likely be harrassed and embarrassed.

Virgo August 23 – September 22 One of your favorite game consoles will have struggles this month, don’t call tech support as the issue will fix itself.

Libra September 23 – October 22 You will encounter unimaginable stress this week; consider playing a FPS to relieve your stress.

Scorpio October 23 – November 21 Relieve the past and free your mind of worry by playing a retro game console this week.

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21 Now is not the time to play video games when you should be cleaning your home. Expect unexpected visitors this week.

Capricorn December 22 – January 19 Improve your social life by inviting a neighbor, co-worker, or fellow student over to play video games.